Saturday, August 29, 2009

How 'bout a 'that guy' sandwich?

Ever seen that guy on the dance floor who is just asking for you and your girlfriends to make a sandwich out of him? He’s the one wearing socks with his sandals and a Hawaiian shirt tucked in, dancing by himself while twirling glow sticks in a rave-like fashion, singing/rapping every word to “I like big butts and I cannot lie”. Come on girls—you know exactly who we’re talking about. You have a mental image of him right now.

He’s probably a nice guy in real life. Make his day. Make a sandwich out of him. It will be a night he never forgets. Look in his direction, give one of your girlfriends the signal and say, “let’s make a ‘that guy’ sandwich.” Head his way, corner him and he won’t know what hit him. The next day around the office watercooler, he will have a good story to tell, and so will you. It’s a win-win situation for all parties involved. Wonder if we’re speaking from experience? Well, of course we are! We wouldn’t tell you do to something unless we’re certain it would be a success.

For all you non-booty dancers out there, let us explain the concept of a sandwich (while making it grandmother appropriate, because they shouldn’t be exposed to that—haha—that’s for you Memom!) A sandwich occurs when 2 girls get on either side of an unsuspecting target and proceed to squish him while shamelessly dancing away. Don’t worry, he really likes it. Try it and let us know how it works out for you.

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